The COmmune anarchy
The Commune Anarchy is an anarchy server, meant to answer one question: When people are given total anarchy in a virtual world, what would they do? Well, you can help us answer that question! Absolutely everything on this server is completely allowed, the only bannable offence is intentionally lagging the server. Most bans are forgivable, and you can protest a ban by discord DMing Anonis#1028 in order to revise your ban.
The Commune is meant to be a small scale anarchy server, a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large player base, and without all of the large group politics.
The Commune is meant to be a small scale anarchy server, a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large player base, and without all of the large group politics.
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Kaisa attempts to Assasinate Assasin; Accidentally ends up Assasinating the Server instead.4/26/2021 As more and more newbies joined the server, some of them had bigger aspirations than merely escaping spawn and making a house. Calvi and AtomicGamer were two such players who were intent on making their mark on the server’s history. Neither of them were particularly powerful until Calvi, experimenting with the login system on the server to try and find a dupe glitch, realized that it was possible to clear a player’s inventory without actually logging in as them. To an Oldfag like Assasin or Derrick or Muhud, this was no concern. However, to midfags like Supereece and Wik, this glitch was almost disastrous. Calvi was swiftly hunted down and killed, and information on the glitch was demanded from him. Calvi refused to give his captors any information, however, and was repeatedly slain. After dozens of times of being killed for information, Kaisa logged onto the server, and scared off the two players hunting Calvi. Calvi and Kaisa were already semi - allied, so Kaisa immediately regeared Calvi and sent him on his way, but not before asking Calvi to prove the glitch by wiping Reece’s account. Calvi went ahead and did so, which caused Reece to rage quit. After an unrelated fight with Kaisa, even wik left the server, although not permanently. A month later, a “Grand Alliance” was formed between Calvi, Kaisa, Atomic, and Wik, who’d rejoined. Unfortunately however, this alliance was not to last long. In spite of how much the newfags looked up to Kaisa, he would always be looked down upon by the true veterans. Every time Derrick logged on, he would be flooded by newfags asking for gear, and invariably, midfags asking for a screenshot with him. Assasin was pretty friendly with Kaisa, treating him as an equal, but Derrick himself believed that Kaisa was just a stuck-up newfag. Yet, he was slowly but surely being integrated into the elite club. The newfags already preached about him, and Kaisa winning a 1vs 5 against some newfags only served to heighten this praise heaped upon him. Assasin decided to show Kaisa an extra gesture of friendship by inviting him to his Castle base: Fortress Solitude. The importance of this cannot be overstated. But why is Fortress Solitude so important? To answer that, we need to take a step back. The month is October. Derrick’s Backdoor has just been patched by Anonis, but several of his stashes exist. The Assasins vs SpawnProt war is in full swing, and new players are almost instantly hunted down when a member of the Assasins is online. On the other hand, the members of the Assasins are also aware that due to SpawnProt’s large number of backdoor stashes, the Assasins have a disadvantage in terms of gear. Whenever a member of the Assasins lost a set of armor, they had to grind a completely new set. However, whenever a member of the SpawnProt lost a set of armor, they just asked Derrick for a new one. Although the Assasins had their own dupestashes, they possessed nowhere near enough gear to rival the growing but unskilled army of newfags. Enter into the picture, Skalis. Skalis was a newbie who appeared to be quite skilled. He had decent pvp skills, and in a practice duel, had won against Derrick, who instantly promoted him to a high rank within SpawnProt as a result. Over a couple of weeks, Skalis won Derrick’s trust, and Derrick invited him into one of SpawnProt’s stashes. Big Mistake. Skalis was actually Assasin, but on an alt account. Skalissasin swiftly looted the stash, and fled. Now on his main account, Assasin travelled to the closer of his two main stashes, dumped all of his newly found loot there, and went through it all. In it, were 8 shulker boxes of illegal infested cobblestone, and 4 shulker boxes of illegal infested stone bricks. Now, Assasin had an idea. He decided to dig out a huge square hole under his stash. Using a beacon, this was swiftly done. After that, he filled in the entire hole, over forty blocks deep, with infested cobblestone. He was left with a large box of infested cobblestone, directly underneath his stash. He decided to build a castle on top of the cobblestone box, and went ahead with it. Within a few days, Fortress Solitude was complete. The fortress possessed a defensive system that would get triggered whenever any blocks would be broken within the base, and would lag the player to the point that their computer would crash. In order to test this hypothesis, Assasin went ahead and triggered the defensive system by breaking the infested cobblestone. Within minutes, the server’s tps went into a nosedive, Assasin’s PC crashed, and seconds later, the server also crashed. (It was using a very bad hosting provider at the time.) Fortress Solitude is (hopefully?) the only lag machine on the server to which the Admin himself was invited, and where the builder of the lag machine was not punished in any way. On the contrary, Anonis was so impressed with the creative anti-grief solution, he decided to set his Admin bot account to afk there 24/7. Assasin himself often joked to muhud2 that if a griefer wanted to grief Fortress Solitude, the only thing they would be griefing would be their own PC. Enough history about Fortress Solitude, let’s get back to the main topic, shall we? The point is, this base is very important to Assasin, and represents an important piece of history on the server. And now, Kaisa had been invited to it. Kaisa and Assasin went through the base together, before Assasin decided to leave. But Kaisa had grown resentful of the fact that he was not being respected as a true member of the elite community. Additionally, he felt that even Assasin was patronizing him. He began to form a plan. Kaisa had one obsession that was bound to get him to clash with the Veterans: Lavacasts. You see, for how high and mighty the Veterans were, and how they were all enemies, they had one thing in common: They’d helped make the Spawn Hole. The Spawn Hole was the only remaining symbol of the Veterans’ unity, and all of them would help defend it. And Kaisa was making lavacasts that were dangerously close to spawn itself. Assasin and Derrick both gave Kaisa warnings about his lavacasts, and Kaisa seemed to not want to antagonize them by filling up the Spawn Hole with lavacasts. Until one day, seemingly out of the blue, Kaisa and Wik decided to make a lavacast in spawn. Not at spawn, in spawn, attempting to fill up the spawn hole. When asked about their motive, they stated that they wanted to go down in the server history document. Well, they achieved that goal. They also achieved the goal of pissing off Assasin AND Derrick. Assasin first appeared at spawn the very next day that the cast was built, and summoned 256 withers. Then, he TNTed the sides of the lavacast. The withers would make escaping spawn much, much harder, and the tnt on the lavacast destroyed a good ⅓rd of it. (Lavacasts are huge, and a pain to destroy.). Two days later, Derrick logged on for the first time in at least a month, and used end crystals to manually grief the lavacast, before logging off again. Calvi then went ahead, and built his Spawn Home atop the cast, a place for server members to relax at spawn. Assasin decided that Kaisa needed to be given a warning, in order to remind him of his promise to not attempt to fill in the spawn hole. So, he went ahead and griefed the tips of Kaisa’s lavacasts. Not the whole pyramids, just the tips of them, so that while the lavacast would still remain mighty and imposing, it would be impossible to add layers to the top of them. There are two versions as to what happened next. The first one states that Assasin threatened to grief Kaisa’s dupestash (Unlikely, given the fact that it is literally thirty MILLION blocks away from spawn), while the second states that Kaisa was simply a power hungry wannabe who wanted to control the whole server. Regardless of which version to believe, the events that happen remain the same. Kaisa armed himself with his best gear, and flew over to Assasin’s base while he was offline. Then he proceeded to manually break every single chest in Fortress Solitude - the defense mechanism wouldn’t be activated by breaking chests - and stole what gear he could, and burned the rest. Assasin had been clearing out his ender chest the day before, so when he logged on, he had two sets of armor, and an empty ender chest. Across from him, standing in his own base, stood KawaiiKaisa, outfitted with at least 4 sets of armor, and completely prepared for battle. Assasin did the only thing that any sane human would do when faced with such odds: he fled. Escaping through the illegal end portal located in his base, he ended up in the End Spawn Island, planning to regear himself and go back to fight Kaisa. It was only then that he remembered that his ender chest was empty. And it was at that moment that Assasin knew, he’d screwed up. He now had two choices. He could either have his entire reputation ruined by truly fleeing the battle, or he could die by fighting Kaisa - who was obviously more geared up than him - , and then have his entire reputation as a good pvper ruined. Assasin chose neither. Teleporting back to his base, he announced to Kaisa that he would fight him. Then, Assasin charged at Kaisa… and broke the blocks under him. 3 silverfish spawned. Assasin punched one. 8 silverfish spawned. Kaisa, attacking Assasin, hit several. 23 silverfish spawned. Assasin deliberately broke every single block he could, spawning more and more and more silverfish as he dueled with Kaisa. Kaisa at first was winning with ease; Assasin’s weaker armor was breaking, and soon enough, he’d die. But Assasin kept breaking more and more and more of the infested cobblestone blocks, and within minutes, there were thousands of silverfish attacking both of them, and the armor durability of them both was taking a serious hit - literally and figuratively. Both Assasin and Kaisa’s framerates dropped rapidly. The number of silverfish around them increased exponentially as Assasin fully activated the defense system he’d installed in Fortress Solitude so long ago, and the battle between both of them quickly turned into a battle to keep their respective computers from overheating. As Kaisa’s PC dropped to 12 fps, it was Assasin who noticed the fact that the server was now at 17 tps, rather than the normal of 20 tps. Realizing that even with a better hosting provider, his defense mechanism was still powerful enough to lag the server, he kept breaking blocks and attacking the silverfish, while Kaisa was moving so slowly it appeared like he had the Blink hack activated. More silverfish spawned. Assasin’s first set of armor had already broken; he was on his second and last set of armor now. But yet, he kept attacking the silverfish and triggering more and more and more to spawn. The server’s tps dropped to 16. Then, after a few more seconds, 15. Within the minute, the server’s tps had dropped to 5 ticks per second, as tens of thousands of silverfish spawned. By now, both Kaisa and Assasin’s PCs were overheating, and neither one of them had more than 5 frames per second on either device. Then, suddenly, their framerates went from 5 frames per second to 2 seconds per frame. The server’s tps reached 2. Finally, the server’s tps reached 1. And then, the server crashed, forcing an end to their battle. So, who won the first battle of the Assasins vs Kaisan war?
Well, it’s hard to say. Kaisa claims that Assasin is a cowardly kid for having to crash the server rather than fight him head on, while Assasin states that it was a draw. Derrick, on the other hand, equated Kaisa’s strike to the Japanese strike on Pearl Harbor. It was meant as a surprise blow to destroy the American navy, and while every single Battleship in the harbor at the time was sunk or crippled, it did nothing but anger the American populace, inflaming the American public opinion and causing a patriotic outrage against the Japanese that only culminated in the defeat of the Japanese. Anonis, on the other hand, believed that Kaisa had won the first battle of the war, but in no circumstance had he won the war as a whole. Calvi is of the opinion that his alliance with Kaisa is over, and that he now stands alongside Assasin. An important note is that Assasin did not lose this battle due to a lack of skill. On the contrary, only a couple days after the battle at Fortress Solitude, Assassin was in Vanilla, and won a battle against Atomic, who was using a hack client, proving his skills. Even Kaisa, who was spectating the battle was impressed at the way Assasin with a vanilla client, no hacks, no autototem or autocrystal, was able to defeat Atomic, who was using autototem and autocrystal. Additionally, both Assasin and Derrick remember a fight where Derrick had a 32K, yet Assasin won the battle.
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AuthorAnonis, Derrick Archives
April 2069
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